爆笑的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ)

　　give me take down!給我拿下

　　WATCH SISTER 表妹

　　your grandma''s bear你奶奶個(gè)熊

　　yellow fly red黃飛鴻

　　red face know to me紅顏知己

　　American Chinese not enough美中不足

　　pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗瑪峰

　　You really have two down sons你真有兩下子

　　round son egg原子彈

　　chicken gun ice機(jī)槍兵

　　water *** poplar flower水性楊花

　　How are you? 怎么是你？

　　How old are you? 怎么老是你？

　　go and look!走著瞧

　　good good study,day day up好好學(xué)習(xí)天天向上

　　No Mao ze dong ,no new china沒(méi)有毛澤東沒(méi)有新中國(guó)

　　go a head! 去個(gè)頭！

　　People mountain peole sea!人山人海

　　give you some color see see!!給你點(diǎn)顏色看看

　　no three no four 不三不四

　　no money no women no good（哈，這是誰(shuí)說(shuō)的）

　　we two who and who？我們倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)

　　dog day''s狗日的

　　poor light egg窮光蛋

　　if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你

　　you don''t bird me,I don''t bird you你不鳥(niǎo)我我也不鳥(niǎo)你

　　full clear ten big cool punishment滿(mǎn)清十大酷刑

　　love his mother who who who愛(ài)他媽誰(shuí)誰(shuí)誰(shuí)

　　KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED殺一警百

　　i s h i t love you我便愛(ài)上了你

　　banana fish相交于

　　f u c k do system操作系統(tǒng)

　　horse horse tiger tiger馬馬虎虎

　　fish yes于是

　　your grandma''s legs你奶奶個(gè)腿

　　King eight egg***

　　5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五講四美三熱愛(ài)