可樂的《非誠勿擾》英文版征婚啟事

　　要說09年的哪部賀歲電影最火，馮導(dǎo)的電影《非誠勿擾》那是當(dāng)之無愧��！看過這部電影被馮氏幽默所吸引！不知道大家感想如何？我曾對《非誠勿擾》這個短語的英文翻譯有所質(zhì)疑。電影的官方翻譯是if you are the one，也有的干脆用拼音Fei Cheng Wu Rao,聽了總覺得那個別扭， 直譯成No Sincerity, No Disturbing 怎樣？呵呵！不談這個了來看看 《非誠勿擾》中的征婚英語吧！先送上各位小詩一首：

　　逆流而上

　　路阻且長

　　所謂伊人

　　非誠勿擾

　　go upstream

　　hard and long

　　right the one

　　hearty or none

　　他的征婚啟事是這么寫的：

　　Here's his announcement looking for a bride.

　　你要想找一帥哥就別來了，你要想找一錢包就別見了，碩士學(xué)歷以上的免談，上海女人免談，女企業(yè)家免談（小商小販除外），省得咱們互相都會失望。劉德華和阿湯哥那種財貌雙全的郎君是不會來征你的婚的，當(dāng)然我也沒有做諾丁山的夢。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，沒期待您長得更畫報封面一樣看一眼就魂飛魄散。外表時尚，內(nèi)心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少還有點兒婉約那就更靠譜了。心眼兒別太多歲數(shù)別太小，允許時常有不切實際的想入非非，但三句話就能給轟回現(xiàn)實還不氣腦頂多有點兒難為情地咧嘴一笑就該干嗎干嗎去了。我喜歡會疊衣服的女人，每次洗完燙平疊得都像剛從商店里買回來的一樣。說得夠具體了吧。

　　If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born in Shanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs（except small business hawker）, not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope。 The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?